Dad: I don’t know. Ping her.

Mom: Can’t get thru’. Not even a ‘D’!

Dad: Well, call her!

Mom: Number is not active! Where is she?

Dad: Check her Facebook!

Mom: Her status said she went to a concert last night.

Dad: No more updates?

Mom: No! This is terrible! Where is she?

Dad: When was her last tweet?!

Mom: It said … eight hours ago! Oh God! What should I do!

Daughter: Did you try knocking at my bedroom door? Morning, all!


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